Look, a map.

Ollie and I are going away on Friday night. I'm about 7.5/10 excited.

Here's the route:

Day 1: Travelodge in Lille
Day 2: Camping by the Lake Leman near the Swiss border.
Day 3 & 4: Cinque Terre near Genoa. It's a cluster of five villages on the coast and a National Park which is part of the Unesco's World Heritage.
Day 5 - 12: A house somewhere north-east of Rome
Day 13: Bologna for some Bolognese
Day 14-17: Venice for some hot chocolate, contemporary art and birthday celebrations.

And here's a map, if you're interested:

Click on the picture to enlarge it.